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    Default Roses are red, Violets are blue...

    So Valentine's Day is approaching, let's hear what you've got; pick up lines, verses and any poems you'd like to share.

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sugar is sweet,
    Your pussy is too

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    Valentines is near
    Just wishing you were here
    You will always be near
    My heart will never be the same
    Beneath my skin, my soul lies waiting for you
    Everyday I think of you I feel blue
    Never give up hope
    Remembering the first kiss
    All I ask is to be with you
    And for you to be my Valentine
    For I will always cherish your heart in mine

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Ozzy has gay love for you
    ;)

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    From: Ozzy

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    I stand here in honesty
    My body flames with ferocity
    As I see you walking towards me
    With arms wide open, you set me free
    You bring the waves to my tide
    You make me set everything aside
    All I ask of you is to be mine
    To break away from the sine
    For you to be my valentine.

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    All I can think of when I snap a deuce,
    Is how much I love ur sweet pussy juice.
    My mind likes to wander when I'm taking shits,
    And I dream about dropping my load on ur tits.
    Ur asshole is stinking but its what I need,
    And won't stop fucking until it begins to bleed.

    Happivalentymesdai

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    LMAO @aids. That was hilarious.

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    I did it for the lulz.
    I did it for the lulz.
    I did it for the lulz.

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'll fuck you with a rake

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and ill fill you with goo.
    roses are red, grass is green, open your legs and ill fill you with cream.
    roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

    <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane.Dragon View Post
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'll fuck you with a rake
    Til your face turn's to goo.

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