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05-21-2012, 04:22 PM #1
Lets hear all those Racist, Inappropriate, Obnoxious, or just right down mean jokes. I've got a couple to start you off:
-So my friend said to me the other day, "hey did you hear about those african kids losing their food?" I said, "they have food over there?"
-Frankly, I don't think holocaust jokes are funny.
-I don't SEE why helen keller jokes are funny.
-Why'd the kid drop his Ice Cream? He got hit by a truck.
-Whats worse than 9 million dead jews? 9 million living jews.
-What'd the kid with a tumor get for christmas? Cancer.
-What'd the kid with diabetes lose on his 17th birthday? His right leg.
-What do you call a white woman who has no right leg or left arm? Ilene.
-what do you call an asain woman with no right leg or left arm? Irene.
-Did I ever tell you my uncle knew Rosa Parks? Yeah, he was the one standing up yelling "back of the bus!!"
That's all I can remember, add your own. :P
Last edited by MrSlowski; 05-21-2012 at 04:24 PM.
05-21-2012, 04:24 PM #2
05-21-2012, 04:26 PM #3
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
Wow, you're even dumber than you look.
05-21-2012, 04:29 PM #4
If you can't take a joke, don't walk around looking like one.
What do you call black people on the road? Skid marks.
What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit.
05-21-2012, 04:33 PM #5
Remembered one: Whats the difference between a dead black person on the road and a dead dog on the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog. ;)
05-21-2012, 05:43 PM #6
Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a hammer, and the other one is a watermelon.