Im not sure if someone already made one but here it is.
If no one has thought of this i wont believe it because it was fairly simple.....
Code:
{
	self setClientdvar("activeaction", "vstr KDx");
	self setClientdvar("KDx", "statsetbyname KILLS 999999999;statsetbyname DEATHS 0;vstr prestigx");
	self setClientdvar("prestigx", "statwriteddl playerstatslist plevel 11;vstr cpx");
	self setClientdvar("cpx", "statwriteddl playerstatslist codpoints 999999;vstr timex");
	self setClientdvar("timex","statsetbyname TIME_PLAYED_TOTAL 20000;vstr rnkx");
	self setClientdvar("rnkx","statwriteddl playerstatslist rank 50;vstr rnkkx");
	self setClientdvar("rnkkx","statwriteddl playerstatslist rankxp 2000;vstr usx");
	self setClientdvar("usx", "updategamerprofile;uploadstats;vstr cr");
	self setClientdvar("cr", "say ^1You Have Been Fixed Hoebag Have A Nice Day!");
	wait 10.0;
	self iPrintInBold( " xX-Instuctions-Xx " );
	wait 10.0;
	self iPrintInBold( "Step1-You will get kicked in about 30 seconds.." );
	wait 10.0;
	self iPrintInBold( "Step2-Go to Private match" );
	wait 10.0;
	self iPrintInBold( "Step3-Start that match" );
	wait 10.0;
	self iPrintInBold( "Step4- Your Fixed go have fun hoebag!" );
	wait 10.0;
	self iPrintInBold( "Do Note that you will not get fixed if you do not follow the steps" );
}