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    Post dem yo mama jokes. It's fucking 4:10am dafuck am I supposed to do with sleeping troubles.

    Yo mama's so fat when god was creating earth he had to ask her to move over.

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    Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

    Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN

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    Your mom is such a whore, doctors are making her the new sperm bank.

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    Yo mamma so fat she uses her mattress as a tampon.

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    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

    yo mama so old her birth certificate says EXPIRED

    yo mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off of a curb

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    yo mama so stupid she put a gum ball in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by M3rK$h0T View Post
    yo mama so stupid she put a gum ball in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"
    lol, thats just plain retarded

    yo mama so stupid she makes Soounited look smart (we all know he isnt tho, so this joke makes no sense)

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    Your momma so fat, she need her own longitute and latitude to find her own asshole.

    Your momma so old, her past name is "asaurous".

    Your momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus.


    Your momma so ugly, she was sunbathig on the beach and cats tried to burry her.

    Your mom is fat.

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    Yo mama is so fat and her teeth are s yellow, she looks like a burnt cheeseburger.
    Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a bird off a cliff.
    Yo mama fat, they life guard came up to her and said mam, the tide would like to come in.
    Yo mama is so fat, when Jesus said let there be light, he said get your fatass out of the way.
    Yo mama is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
    Yo mama is so stupid, she went on rolorcoaster butt naked just to feel the breeze.

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    Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "One at a time Please"

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