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    Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

    The Federal Emergency Management Agency hosted an online seminar for its Citizen Corps organization to help emergency planners better prepare their communities for disaster. The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention last year first launched a zombie apocalypse social media campaign for the same purposes.

    Emergency planners were encouraged to use the threat of zombies the flesh-hungry, walking dead to encourage citizens to prepare for disasters. Organizers also noted the relative proximity to Halloween.

    Among the government's recommendations were having an emergency evacuation plan and a change of clothes, plus keeping on hand fresh water, extra medications and emergency flashlights.

    A few of the government's suggestions tracked closely with some of the 33 rules for dealing with zombies popularized in the 2009 movie "Zombieland," which included "always carry a change of underwear" and "when in doubt, know your way out."

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    Good post. When I was livin in Atlanta a few years back, the CDC had many gatherings so to speak of the same shit. They let us know that they have in fact have been able to revive dead human cells, from a dead person. In my mind that is just step one.lol. And they also have admited that they have a hype active strain of Rabis. Which of course was in the movie 28 days later, if they have it they it is only a matter of time anyways, but you can bet I am going to be one of the survivors in the end, I may not last long, because you know that girlfriend, wives, and close family members will alway drag you down. My advise is, when shit hits the fan, know who you can save and who you can't, and hell let them know ahead of time, so there isn't any hard feelings...lol

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    Kill everyone before they possibly turn into a zombie.

    Problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fear_bot View Post
    Kill everyone before they possibly turn into a zombie.Problem solved.
    LOL'd ... or that could work.
    Things needed for when shit hits the fan.
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    5. Another to push down, so I can get away safely

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    All you need is a really fat friend for bait really. Zombies will be there for like 10mins tryna eat that shit .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slave View Post
    All you need is a really fat friend for bait really. Zombies will be there for like 10mins tryna eat that shit .
    Exactly. As they're eating him u can get away safely.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fear_bot View Post
    Kill everyone before they possibly turn into a zombie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slave View Post
    All you need is a really fat friend for bait really. Zombies will be there for like 10mins tryna eat that shit .
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    All I need.

    1. A fuckload of vodka

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    3. One round in the chamber, fuck that shit, I ain't getting eaten alive.

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