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    Q: Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
    A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.


    Q:Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?
    A: Theres 20 of them.


    Q: How do you get an one-armed Irishman down from a tree?
    A: Wave to him.


    Q: What do you call a barn filled with black people?
    A: Antique farm equipment.


    Q: Why dont they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
    A: The camel would get too tired.


    Q: Why are trees so close in Harlem?
    A: Public transportation.


    Q. How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys out of your car?
    A. The problem is easily solved with a coathanger.


    Q Whats the worst thing about a gang rape?
    A Being last.


    Q: Whats the hardest part of a cabbage to eat?
    A: The wheelchair


    Q:Whats the worst thing about 4 Muslim guys going off a cliff in an Escalade?
    A: Escalade can seat 6


    Q: Whats see-through and lies in the gutter?
    A: A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him


    Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to drink til the room spins.


    Q: Why do Jewish women like their men circumcised?
    A: They always want 20% off something.


    Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used?
    A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board.


    Q: Whats blue and fucks grannys?
    A: Hypothermia


    Q: What do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions?
    A: A Crime fighter


    A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!
    No, replies the man. She just sort of lays there.
    I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality.
    But I gave it up cos I always felt like I was flogging a dead horse.
    An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
    Yes, how can I help? asks St Peter.
    Im here to meet Jesus, says the Indian man.
    St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, Jesus, your cab is here!


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    Here's a great one, your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daVINYLs View Post
    Here's a great one, your life.
    haven't heard that one before...

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    wtf there so bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey View Post
    haven't heard that one before...
    Are you being serious?, never heard anybody say it.

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    Haha some good ones in there.

    Heres a couple I like to tell:

    What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
    The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

    How many Jews can fit in the back of a pickup truck?
    10, and 3 million in the ash tray.

    What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
    The NBA.

    What happens when you stick your hand into a bowl of jellybeans?
    The black ones steal your watch.

    Your mamas so ghetto she breast feeds kool-aid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InspiredGFX View Post
    Haha some good ones in there.

    Heres a couple I like to tell:

    What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
    The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

    How many Jews can fit in the back of a pickup truck?
    10, and 3 million in the ash tray.

    What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
    The NBA.

    What happens when you stick your hand into a bowl of jellybeans?
    The black ones steal your watch.

    Your mamas so ghetto she breast feeds kool-aid.
    Nice :P

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