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    Swaggity Andy
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    Default Random Omegle Convo

    SPELLING ERRORS AHEAD!

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello
    Stranger: Shall we talk about unhappy?
    You: umm... if you like to
    Stranger: ı want
    You: Well... dont look now but i am staring at you through the window
    You: Unhappily
    Stranger: what?
    You: Penis?...
    Stranger: I said I was unhappy
    You: Well about what?
    You: Did your porn producer not give you the goods?
    Stranger: What is the purpose of men?
    You: To get hand jobs...
    Stranger: fuck off
    You: well jkjkjk it is to please women
    Stranger: fuck off
    You: ok jeez on here in front of you... ok i'll do it.
    Stranger: What do you do?
    You: *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap fap* done!
    Stranger: what?
    You: You told me to fuck myself... so I did
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 16
    Stranger: Are not you a little to live?
    You: I dont understand that alphbet soup you just gave me
    Stranger: Are not you a little for it?
    You: Welll was Napolean Bonapart to short to rule France
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: U.S.
    Stranger: have you ever done this before?
    You: What omegle?
    Stranger: no
    You: Then yes i have done that before...
    You: here this will cheer you up... http://alturl.com/xxpun
    Stranger: fuck off
    You: What did you look at it
    Stranger: I just feel sorry for you you're an asshole
    You: Umm... why
    You: what is wrong with the website?
    You: I just showed my 7 year old sister
    Stranger: Is that page?
    You: yes... why
    Stranger: not convincing
    You: what should convince you I was telling you a fact... but ok dont belive me I can respect that
    Stranger: The aim of all men, is not it?
    You: Wait... did your bf break up with you or something...
    Stranger: I did not want a boyfriend because I know no perspective
    You: No Wonder
    You: ... Period?
    Stranger: what?
    You: Are you on your Menzeez
    Stranger: Menzeez ?
    You: Menzeez a.k.a
    You: Period

    Then she left... right before I asked if she was lesbian Sooo close
    http://omegle.com/

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    Last edited by Batdan; 12-07-2012 at 01:21 PM.


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    LOL.

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    this is so interesting

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    Default Random Omegle Convo

    99% of the time are horny boys looking for girls to kik.

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    lol ik. its fun as hell to troll. put "dick" for topic.
    heh heh heh
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You and the stranger both like dick.
    Stranger: m
    You: sm
    You: shemale
    You: wanna see my lifeless floppy yellow penis?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Last edited by D.N.E; 12-07-2012 at 02:27 PM.

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