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    Default Welcome To The Best Of Craigslist Crazies



    Some Craigslist ads sound too awesome or crazy to be true. Thats where the Best Of page comes in: a Craigslist reader-nominated compilation of the best ads on Craigslist. Craigslist is already infamous for its ads, so you can imagine what sort of thing surfaces in a best-of list.

    The Bachelor Party
    Like a lot of dudes that are getting married, this guy wanted to throw a bachelor party. A D&D game to be exact. But heres the twist: he put out an ad looking for a topless female Dungeon Master.

    Here is a snippet:
    I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.
    Requirements:
    Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
    Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
    It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
    If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.
    Clientele:
    There will be 5 guys that will be participation including myself.
    Why is it guys in scare-quotes?

    Seeking World of Warcraft Casual Fling
    This woman knows what she wants, and she wants someone to have sex with her while she plays World of Warcraft.
    Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..
    Youd have to be, err, versatile with what youre willing to do, including being OK with her friend listening in on you guys. But more importantly!
    You must be familiar with the game.
    FAKE GAMER BOYS NEED NOT APPLY.

    You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

    But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

    What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

    - You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
    - You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
    - You must be able to spell.
    Not Your Average Date

    This guy is tired of your typical dinner-and-a-movie date. Hell, hes tired of your typical woman. He needs someone special to let him lash out in public. In an adult diaper.
    Im looking for someone who will allow me to act out in public and can react appropriately. Im tired of dating boring, tepid, insipid politically correct women. I want a liberal woman in the most true sense; not your messenger bag carrying, bike riding, garden variety gender-defender. Can you call someone a cunt in a public place without changing your tone and use the word to refer to your vagina in the same sentence? Do you agree with the opinion that women are terrible drivers, bad actors, and even worse musicians? Would you enjoy getting fucked by a man in a diaper? If so,
    He goes on to describe what an example of a date could be, including pretend incest, asking for all the ice creams, pretending to discipline him, and
    We will go to the video game store where you will turn me loose and pretend to talk on your phone absent mindedly outside of the store. I will harass the employees and ask them OH! Can I have disth game?! around a hundred times, once for each different game I see behind the counter. Dat one I will say as they try in vain to determine which product I am pointing out while staring at the ceiling or floor.
    Ten minutes or so should be enough time for me. You will then come collect me, awkwardly apologise, and we will leave the store for the womens restroom where you will proceed to change my diaper in front of the changing station.
    It gets even better. You should read it in full here. Im not even sure what to make of this ad.

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    Holy. Fuck....

    People are just... Umm.... Strange.

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    Default Welcome To The Best Of Craigslist Crazies

    Quote Originally Posted by SHiiFT View Post
    Holy. Fuck....

    People are just... Umm.... Strange.
    These are just a few that are related to gaming.

    There are many more that are strange..


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    thats fuking weird

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    Ive seen/read/heard weirder. Interesting nonetheless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABlackGuy View Post
    Ive seen/read/heard weirder. Interesting nonetheless.
    But would they make an ad on Craigslist with all of their contact info?

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