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Thread: I need advice. Please help!
02-07-2013, 05:32 PM #1
I need advice. Please help!
Yesterday I fucked a jizzberry in the fruit snack and now fruit cakes are popping up everywhere. I tried adding some vanilla sun to it, but it just made chocolate cereal. My mom came in and saw some brownies and thought I had an easy bake oven, but I really had a toaster strudel in the microwave. My dad thinks I'm a triceratops, but the daddy long leg only has 3 legs. The school bathrooms have People magazine with advertisements for the jizzberry fruit snacks I found. The fruit cakes are on sale and New Mexico has Chinese food. What do I do?
02-07-2013, 05:40 PM #2
Well first I suggest you subtract fish from pants, and write a report on yodelers. Then you must shave your legs while hoping up and down while eating some pop rox and watching the new episode of glee. Finally turn left at the next possible chance on candy land. Hope I helped
02-07-2013, 05:45 PM #3
Re: I need advice. Please help!
Jizzberries (white mulberry) do exist really.
They exist in the Virginia/DC area.
02-07-2013, 05:54 PM #4
I would suggest you go check yourself for Jizzburry stds. They are no joke and yes you can get them if you fuck them in the fruit snack. As for the fruit cakes take responsibility and support them.
02-07-2013, 05:57 PM #5
Did you try switching it to Wumbo?
02-07-2013, 06:00 PM #6
Your name is now Roberto there is $500 in the cash box under my bed with a plane ticket to mexico city. You will have a job for a guy named Abduello Puerquo and he will supply you a wife and kids. He will be the man you follow for now. Hope your spanish is well.
02-07-2013, 06:02 PM #7
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02-07-2013, 06:33 PM #9
Go buy Chinese food at Mexico. Lock your mom & dad in a closet take all their Pokemon cards and move away.
02-07-2013, 06:45 PM #10