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    Default Journey: Quest to Vagina Mountain

    Any of you who have played Journey know that they leave the story completely up to interpretation they dont tell you anything of what whent on other than showing you pictures and letting you decide the story So i will explain my theory on what could have been going throught at least one or 2 of the game developers minds.

    -spoilers if you havent played the game and dont want the story ruined-

    QUEST TO VAGINA MOUNTAIN


    Our quest begins when Vagina mountain gives birth to you. all your character sees in the distance is this Giant vagina shaped mountain and he cleary thinks... DUDE THATS A GIANT VAGINA.... IVE GOT TO WALK TO IT so this game is most likely a metaphor about getting laid.

    As you procede along this game it reveals that just like the common feature of vaginas the mountain gave birth to all life in this world and your character must partake on a journey to experience the Aw of the vagina for yourself... You soon discover after you meet a compaignon that the quest to get to a vagina is allot easier when someone is your Wing-man.... This is demonstrated by the ability to almost fly indefinately when you and a buddy are basicaly on eachothers wings...

    You and your partner must go throught the harshes enviroments to get to the vagina but lucky for you these guys in white who have cleary been to the vagina before are guiding you along the way. . near the end of the journey you give up symbolizing how your character cleary feels he will never get to experience the vagina. your white robed mentors surround you and give you the courage for the last push and you and your wingman finaly make it to the top of vagina mountain

    in the end you and your wingmen finaly get to walk into the glorious glow of the magical birth giving vagina mountain and experience the raw power it contains for yourself


    Than boom you get send throught to the begining of the game while the song "I WAS BORN FOR THIS" plays just to be send back to the begining of the quest for vagina. So cleary this game is a metaphor on the never ending cycle of which men go on a journey to get laid.

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    Lmao, is this really a game? If it is the developers must have been on a nasty trip. But despite having a mountain with vaginas the story seems kinda interesting at the end of experiencing birth over agian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menu4All View Post
    Lmao, is this really a game? If it is the developers must have been on a nasty trip. But despite having a mountain with vaginas the story seems kinda interesting at the end of experiencing birth over agian.
    Yeah the games main story that isnt turned all sexualized is pretty much about the birth and death of a civilization and leave it up to you to decide what the point in your characters journey is :P

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