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    wHOO CAReSSSS Iff CHU DOn'T GoTs uhh GirlfRiend? WuT do ChU Needd WoNN For? wUt Do datt W3RDd EvNn Mean? TyNkk BeyonD YO'' PetTeeee ProBleMS, Lk AT Thingss Aassss uhh WHOle. chuu GOtSS Nahh REason ta bb UpseTT ova Lil THiNGs. It DOEsn't matteR;; cHu'll bbb DE4D Yn Uh Feww YEars AnYwaYS. ah DoN't MeAN TA Condonee $uicide, BuT $oo What??? IFFF ChU wantSS Ta, thn Dooo It. Daa $hort ANswuHH Iz,,, NoBOdAyY Cares. An' Ah DoN't $AaYy Dat Taaa $ounDDD MEan, aHHHHH MeAN It Wif Daa uTmoStt ConsideRaSHUn. MAh Mo'fUkiNN PoiNTT IZ Datt nAhh Won'$$ $ad OVa Daaa MiDDlE eaSTerNN KIdd Dat KilLedd HImSElfff FiftEE YearS AGo. Nahh WOn'$$ UpsETTT OvA JulIuS CaesUhh GetTIn $tABbEd. NiGGAS DIeeeee An' MOV awN, HiStoreE RewritEs ItSelf, YaDa YaDa. robeRtt Frost Once $aYs, "IN 3 werdz Ahh Cayn $Umm UHp EvErythIn Ah've LeArneD ABout LyF::: iTT GoeS on."" `~~~~~ HOw WE RIIde ON Dha SOUThsiIDe `*?!

    Note: This was a reply I wrote ages ago that I "niggafied" using http://englishtoghetto.com/. Thanks for reading.

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    you dont expect me to read this do you?

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    I don't expect you to, no, I know you're homosexual.

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    ToxicJew I'm sorry but Negro Please!

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    I think it'd me more meaningful and inspirational if it were written in proper English. Nonetheless, still a good post, it's pretty inspirational.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane.Dragon View Post
    I think it'd me more meaningful and inspirational if it were written in proper English. Nonetheless, still a good post, it's pretty inspirational.
    Hark, ye drago findeth swagitude appaling?

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    10/10 word structure is excellent.

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    I couldn't get through the first sentence

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    My head started hurting after the first few lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane.Dragon View Post
    I think it'd me more meaningful and inspirational if it were written in proper English. Nonetheless, still a good post, it's pretty inspirational.
    It's a CP from a serious thread dude, read the last line: http://prntscr.com/122x2q

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