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    Default Scientist found new species of Snapping Turtle living off the coast of California

    The "Snapback Turtle" as scientist have named it is a new species of snapping turtle located off the coast of California (mostly los angeles) and Florida (primarily in the tampa and miami region). Its main diet consists of dollar bills (mostly 1s) and is known for its aggressive behavior towards other races other than its own. It is known to make a high pitch sound when provoked as a warning sign that sounds very similar to the english phrase "YOLO" or "SWAG" and has been known to also pose strangely when its noticed that another species is taking a photo of it. Its shell has a distinct shape similar to that of a common baseball cap with a flat bill with a clip-on, on the back or more modernly known as the "snapback" to western cultures. Its shell patterns form shapes that look very much like the words Run Dmc but it has been shown that other forms of snapback turtle to have shell patters that spell "OBEY" or "SWAG". They have been known to eat of garbage cans found filled with alcholic beverages and marajuana. Many have been found dead in recent weeks from citizens leaving their garbage cans open and the turtles drinking the alcohol to death. Its been advised that citizens leave their trash cans closed to keep them from getting into them. During mating season, it is shown that two males will seek one other female (it has also been shown there are no female snapback turtles and that they seek other races of female turtle) and they fill fight over the female, when the female does not show interest in the males (which has been proven through numerous tests to positive 100% of the time) the two males will engage in sexual intercouse. It is unknown how the race re-produces, but scientists have theorized they produce through asexual means, or if the species is all around transgender.


    http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...38940/Snapback

    ^^ link to species documentation above.

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    Thanks Clay for moving this to Spam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by кσנιмa мσмιנι View Post
    Thanks Clay for moving this to Spam.
    How is this spam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangochestnut View Post
    How is this spam?
    It isn't a real story happening in the World. It's just some mumbo jumbo bullshit mixed together to create some random ass shit.

    Nice wall of text too. Try using paragraphs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vynikk View Post
    Homo.
    homo-phobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by кσנιмa мσмιנι View Post
    It isn't a real story happening in the World. It's just some mumbo jumbo shit mixed together to create some random ass shit.

    Nice wall of text too. Try using paragraphs.
    I copy and pasted this from a science website I found. Quit following every post and being an ass to me. Are you obsessed with my grammar or something? Get over yourself, your not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vynikk View Post
    Homo.
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    homo-phobe.
    Irony all around and everyone is loving it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangochestnut View Post
    I copy and pasted this from a science website I found. Quit following every post and being an ass to me. Are you obsessed with my grammar or something? Get over yourself, your not cool.
    Post the link to this 'Scientific' website.

    Oh, I thought I was cool. Didn't know you can see people behind computer screens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suus View Post
    Irony all around and everyone is loving it

    So I am not welcome on this site because of orientation? Thats kind of effed up.

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