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07-15-2013, 07:36 PM #1
One Of My States Laws
Yes in fact this is a law in Vermont. This is why 95% of household families go to church every sunday in Vermont.
I am puzzled that such a thing existed in my own home state. Such a dumb law.
See your own state's dumb laws Below.
07-15-2013, 07:42 PM #2
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Dishes must drip dry. (fuck, I broke the law)
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
And for my city.
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.
07-15-2013, 07:45 PM #3
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Last edited by PvtRyan; 07-15-2013 at 07:48 PM.
07-15-2013, 07:50 PM #4
You think thats bad? In Pacific Grove, CA it is illegal to molest Butterflies. Its a human rights violation I tell you.
But in all honesty if you use a bit of logic and reasoning, but most importantly know your history, you can find some of these dumb laws actually make sense at their current time.
Last edited by ABlackGuy; 07-15-2013 at 07:52 PM.
07-15-2013, 07:53 PM #5
07-15-2013, 07:59 PM #6
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.Horses may not be kept inbathtubs.By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, themarriagemust take place.Full text of the law.It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.Full text of the law.A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.Full text of the law.A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.Full text of the law.It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.Full text of the law.When approaching a four way orblindintersection in a non-horse drivenvehicleyou must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.Full text of the law.It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the courthousesteps on Sundays.An exception to the above law is thatlight bulbsmay be sold.Full text of the law.Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.No work may be done on Sunday.Full text of the law.It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.Full text of the law.Apersonmust be eighteen years old to play a pinballmachine.Full text of the law.Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
07-15-2013, 07:59 PM #7
On the internet, must be true.
07-15-2013, 08:03 PM #8
Oral sex is illegal in SC and its perfectly legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps on Sunday.
07-15-2013, 08:09 PM #9
"Bitches in heat must be confined"
"Horses must wear pants at all times"
Sorry for double post, I meant to hit edit on tapatalk.
Last edited by Vintage; 07-15-2013 at 08:13 PM.
07-15-2013, 09:44 PM #10