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    Default [Tut] How to get laid at a party

    This is a very simple tutorial that is almost guaranteed to work. I have been working on this for quite some time and the results are spectacular. 61 out of 66 women have agreed to at least fellatio and 33 out of the 61 have agreed to intercourse. The tutorial will require some money and the ability to deepen your voice, but you will get great success. Very nice.

    Total Cost: $47.25 (Plus Condoms)

    Step 1: Purchase a Batman Mask and Cape

    Step 2: Wear the mask and cape to a party

    Step 3: Approach an attractive woman

    Step 4: In a low voice, ask said woman if she has ever slept with Batman

    Step 5: Ask if she would like to

    Step 6: Profit

    Step 7: Post results

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    It'd work on any girl, if they're drunk as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudyy View Post
    It'd work on any girl, if they're drunk as fuck.
    If the girl is drunk as fuck, you could almost say anything and you could get laid

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    Just whip out the dick .

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    Collabo with my boi Artemis :3



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    why not skip the step of asking them, 100% you get laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by xX_BiGFooTT_Xx View Post
    compensate my cock faggot

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    lol some of you lame ass niggas on this site needs to get to laid you fucking nerds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay10 View Post
    Aren't you the wrong person to make this tutorial
    I expected it to start out with:

    "Step 1: rollerskate"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBW View Post
    lol some of you lame ass niggas on this site needs to get to laid you fucking nerds
    Tutorial didn't work for Mario.

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    Actually, you can get laid at a party without spending any money. Don't even need to buy condoms (who does?).

    Step 1: Get drunk as fuck

    Step 2: Flirt the shit out of a girl/guy that you think you want to smash

    Step 3: Ask homegirl/homeboy if they want to smash

    Step 4: They say yes, always.

    Step 5: Smash

    Step 6: Leave where ever you smashed at, repeat all steps with someone else until either the party ends or you've smashed everything there you feel like smashing


    Smashing.

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    Pretend you're a famous rapper?

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