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    Default Fucked Up Laws In The US

    ...As if people needed more reasons to think we're fucked up...Here are some of the most fucked up laws in the USA

    Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
    Men may not spit infront of the opposite sex.
    One must have windsheild wipers on one's car.

    No child may build a snowman taller than himself on school property.
    In Fairbanks it's illigal to feed alcholic beverages to a Moose.

    Any misdemeanor comitted while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
    It's unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
    In Glendale it's illegal to drive a car in reverse.
    In Globe it's illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
    In Hayden it's illegal to disturb bullfrogs or cottentailed rabbits with in the city limits.
    In Nogales one can't wear suspenders.
    In Tucson women can't wear pants.

    A man can beat his wife yet only once per month.
    In Little Rock dogs can't bark after 6pm.
    In Little Rock if a man and woman flirt with each other on the streets they could be jailed for 30 days.

    It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
    Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet from a tavern,school or place of worship.
    It's illegal to eat an orange while in the bathtub.
    It's illegal to prevent children from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
    In Blyth a person must own two cows before s/he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public.
    In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
    In Los Angeles it's illegal to cry on a witness stand in any state court.
    In Los Angeles it's also illegal to bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

    It's illegal to ride a horse while drunk.
    In Boulder boulders may not be rolled on city property.
    In Denver it's illegal to mistreat rats.
    In Denver it's also against the law to loan your next door neighbor your vacuum.
    In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
    In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.
    In Sterling a loose a pet cat must have a tail light.

    Connecticut (Phil might be interested in this one.)
    It's illegal to dispose of used razorblades.
    Any one caught biking (riding a bicycle) over 65mph will be ticketed.
    In Devon it's against the law to walk backwards after sunset.
    In Hartford it's illegal to educate a dog.
    In Hartford a man can't kiss his wife on sundays.

    "R" rated movies can't be shown in drive in theaters.
    Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
    On Fenwich Island it's illegal to lie down on a beach at night.
    In Lewes it's illegal to wear pants that are "form fitting" around the waist.
    In Rehoboth one may not wisper in church.
    In Rehoboth changing into or out of a swimsuit in a public restroom is prohibited.

    Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hairdryer as can the salon owner.
    It's illegal for a single, divorced, or widowed woman to Parachute on Sunday afternoons.
    It's against the law to dream about another man's wife or cow.
    It's illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
    # Walking with in 150ft zone between the street and a beach while topless is prohibited.
    It's considered an offense to shower naked.
    It's illegal to skateboard without a license.
    It's against the law to put livestock on a schoolbus.

    It's illegal for a barber to advertise his prices.
    It's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
    It's illegal to change the cloths on a store storefront maniquin unless the shades are drawn.
    A school girl must offer to carry a school boy's books if they are walking together.
    In Columbus it's illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position.
    In Johnsboro it's illegal to say "Oh,boy".
    In Quitman it's illegal for chickens to cross the road.

    It's illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
    It's illegal to put pennies in your ear.
    All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
    Twins can't work for the same company.

    It's a criminal offense to ride a merry go round on a Sunday.
    Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh over 50lbs.
    In Idaho falls it's illegal for anyone over 88 to ride a motercycle.
    In Tamarack it's illegal to purchase onions after dark except with a special permit from the sheriff.

    You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least a one dollar bill on your person.
    In the city of Chicago,a hat pin is considered a concealed weapon, this law still applies to us today. Now it's part of the same law that makes it illegal for people to carry switchblades.
    In Chicago it's illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
    In Joilet it's illegal for one to mispronounce the city's name.
    In Zion it's illigal to teach pets to smoke cigars.

    It's illegal to bathe in the winter time.
    Liquor stores can't sell milk or cold soft drinks.
    In Elkhart it's illegal for a barber to threaten to cut a childs ears off.
    In Gary one can't attend a public theater or ride on public transport within 4 hrs of eating an onion or garlic.

    A man with a moustache can't kiss a woman in public.
    Kisses can't last for more than 5 minutes
    In Dubuque any hotel within the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
    In Mount Vernon no one can pick a flower from a city park.
    In Mount Vernon all softball dimond lights must be turned off at 10:30 pm.
    Within Ottumwa city limits a man can't wink to any woman he doesn't know.

    It's illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie la mode on Sundays.
    In Witchita it's illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.
    In Witchita a husbands mistreatment of his mother-in-law, can't be used as grounds for a divorce.

    It's illegal to remarry the same man four times.
    In Owensburrow a woman can't buy a hat without her husband's permission.

    One may either be fined 5thousand dollars, or sentanced to up to one year in prison for running an abortion advertisement. (I agree with this wholeheartedly)
    It's against the law to gargle in public.
    It's illegal to wear an alligator costume.
    Catching lizards at night is prohibited.
    In New Orlean's it's illegal for a woman to drive unless her husband is infront of the car waving a flag.
    In Sulphur it's illegal to be an alcholic.

    The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.
    After Jan 14th a person can be fined for having christmas decorations still up.
    In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.
    It's also illegal to have untied shoe laces while walking down a street in Portland.
    In Watervile it's illegal for one to blow ones nose in public.

    It's Illegal to mistreat oysters.
    In Baltimor it's illegal to scrub or wash sinks no matter how dirty they get.
    In Halethorpe it's illegal to kiss another person for more than 1 second.

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    You don't actually believe that all of these are true right..

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    Lol a few are and ya I know not all are true, I was just saying like wtf.

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