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    Default How to master being sad,

    1. Make your room really really dark

    2. Sit in the darkest corner with a picture of that girl you wish you could bang

    3. wrap your hand around your dick and fap to the picture in your other hand

    4. Tell the picture how sexy she is and ask he for dinner

    5. Cum loads in your special corner and take your picture to your dinner table

    6. Force feed your picture whatever food you wish to eat.

    7. Roll around in bed listening to fallout boy

    9. Ask Novamodz for advice

    10. Sit in park and watch all the people go by

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    This helped me out a lot, this man is a genius and needs to be taken into consideration for a position in the field of counseling.

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    This thread should have been called "How To Promote Up From Apprentice bater"

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    I want to kill myself now. q n q

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    Quote Originally Posted by fear_bot View Post
    I want to kill myself now. q n q
    you have succeeded my friend

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    IT WORKED!!!!!!!!

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    This is a sure fire way to be sad : D thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldfire202 View Post
    Yes, yes I do. No one can beat my ass kissery skills
    ^thanks tenza^
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    Something's not right here, my dick got caught in and broke the ceiling fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane.Dragon View Post
    Something's not right here, my dick got caught in and broke the ceiling fan.
    Mine is stuck in the toaster.

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    :/ fucked up.


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