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    Default my weird wet dream

    Before i begin i must inform you this is a horribly written rant about my wet dream gone wrong. Enjoy



    so i have weird dreams all the time, and they normally dont faze me but last night i had one that really fucked with my head and it makes no sense to me. When i woke up i was really frustrated and almost in tears and I had no clue why since the dream really was just silly

    So this is how the dream went, I was with my friend and he was telling me about how he was fucking a girl i like and another girl that i know but have no interest in. so he disapeers after telling me this and im really depressed, so I walk into my grandmothers house.

    Both the girls are there and wanted to fuck, (it sounds like a normal wet dream right? well it gets a little odd) so I obviously do not argue and the dream skips, almost like a scratched dvd would, and i was in my grandmothers office having sex with the girl im not interested in. After about 30 seconds the dream skips again to me being in a dark room with he girl i like.....only i couldn't get it up. like i was frantakly trying to convince her to give me more time, and i was making no progresss. i dont remember much after this but i remember the dream ending with me sitting in the principals office with her laughing at me because i couldnt get it up.

    Like i said its a silly dream, but when i woke up i was almost angry, never had a dream affect me like that before. It was almost like it had really happened and that i was really depressed cuz i made a fool of myself.


    IDK why i decided to share this but it felt good typing it

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    That's a bit weird. I have odd dreams as well.
    Lol I once had one because I fell off a bridge, Fun right?

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    So i hardly ever dream, and today im having a horrible burnout from a party i went to yesterday (i woke up still high) so im assuming that my state of being probrobly has to do with my weird reaction.

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    What guy wouldn't be upset about his masculinity going down the shitter?

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    Its never a good idea to share shit like this on the internet.

    But anyway are you asking us for our opinions on the dream? I'll give you mine anyway; I think you are worried about sex and that when the time comes you wont be able to get it up and that either your are going to fuck your granny or the girl you like has been stolen from you or is going to be stolen and so you sell yourself to some ugly chick.

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    Last night a had a dream that I was driving my car and then the highway turned into cliffside terraces of beach sand by a beach. Except there was purple sand and gas, decaying corpses of black people, a bunch of people walking around in beach wear, and barrels of toxic waste randomly lying around while "Pacific Coast Party" by Smash mouth was playing. I woke up and realized that I needed to fill up my gas tank.

    Its nice to share isnt it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABlackGuy View Post
    Last night a had a dream that I was driving my car and then the highway turned into cliffside terraces of beach sand by a beach. Except there was purple sand and gas, decaying corpses of black people, a bunch of people walking around in beach wear, and barrels of toxic waste randomly lying around while "Pacific Coast Party" by Smash mouth was playing. I woke up and realized that I needed to fill up my gas tank.

    Its nice to share isnt it?
    we need to start a club or sum shit.

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    I usually get dreams like this occasionally.

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    That's a bit odd. I have odds dreams like that but not that odd

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