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    Default [serious]Tony is going to have a breakdown

    So im going to keep this shit short and simple, If you guys choose to not believe me because i provide no proof idc but i need advice. and i dont think anyone is going to believe this



    So i reconnected to a girl tonight that i hadnt talk to for a long time on kik, we talked for a while and she hinted she wanted the d (was talking about how she wanted me to massage her back like i used too and she missed me)

    So i was like wtf who cares and went for it (im as beta as it gets so this was a big step for me), i asked if she wanted to comeover to hang at my place alone and she jumped on the idea. This is where it gets complicated.

    Another girl started to send me pics and i got the "great" idea to use my new founded courage to ask her over another weekend expecting to get shot down.....she said yes almost instantly and sent me pics of her ass.



    So Whats my problem? my problem is the first girl has a bf that i was unaware of and a friend of mine let me know about. He plays varsity football and is built....im a fucking twig.


    and then more problems, the other girl is definatly dtf only issue is....apparently my other friend really likes her and idk if i could do that to him



    I know this sounds like the plot of a horrible 90s movie and i expect people to call bs but what course of action should i take to not get my ass kicked, and not lose a friend

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    Damn that is a problem
    (The Football player one sounds worse especially since your saying your a twig )

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    It depends.

    If you just tryna smash do it.

    If you think you'll get feelings (don't do it).

    At the end of the day your friend is more important than any piece of pussy.

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    If your all getting is "Palmela Handerson" then you seriously need to go out and talk to real girls.. At least try to get some real live Poon Tang


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    Honestly, don't do it, if anything, tell the first girl that you don't want to do it because she has a bf, and it's just wrong to cheat. The second girl I would say either confront your friend and tell him gently and see what he says, or just don't do it at all, I know you want to jump at the chance, but honestly IMO I don't think you should do any of the girls and if anything just be with them on kik.

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    Kori's got a point too a good one lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kori View Post
    It depends.

    If you just tryna smash do it.

    If you think you'll get feelings (don't do it).

    At the end of the day your friend is more important than any piece of pussy.
    well i dont have feelings, and i dont think they do.

    but the friend thing really gets me. plus i dont want my face pummled


    also dont get me wrong they arnt tens, so im not claiming to be some cool guy who can pull pussy. they are like 7s (and keep in mind im a virgin)

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    Talk to JL about insertion into the rectum. (:

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    Is this seriously a question?
    So, you may or may not get knocked the fuck out. Still worth it. Odds are the football player wouldn't want anyone to know that he lost out to another guy so he would probably just tell everyone he dumped her.
    If your "friend" was put in the same situation don't think for a minute he wouldn't take a chick you liked.
    Man, if you are still a virgin then lay the d to the one with the bf first. Then when you get the one without a bf you'll have a little experience. Hell, make it a regular thing with both if you'd like.
    Trust me almost all "friends" would do the same to you if they were put in that position. And a couple punches from a football player is totally worth rights to say you fucked his chick.
    When it comes to these things you never want to look back and feel you might have missed out on something. Better to do and ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.
    Just give them both the D.







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    Definitely do NOT go for the first girl if she has a bf. Regarding the second girl, bros > hoes my dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Definitely do NOT go for the first girl if she has a bf. Regarding the second girl, bros > hoes my dude.
    this is correct.

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