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    I am pleased to announce that, in addition to having spotless tiles and grout in my bathroom, my hands are several orders of magnitude cleaner than yours. My fingernails all but sparkle in the daylight, due to their highly polished status. Upon examination under a scanning electron microscope, you will notice that the crevices of my hands are quite literally free of germs or other bacterial growths. Your hands, in comparison, are a veritable wasteland of urine, dust mites, blood mixed feces, skin cells, and pet dander. Your hygiene cannot even begin to compare to mine. Good day.

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    What a great addition to this site

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    How much adderall did you take.

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    There are so many plants on my lightbulbs I can't fathom how difficult it is to provide enough color to the air that makes the walls breathe.

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    I can't believe John Kerry just took a shit in his power suit at the podium. What the fuck? He can't walk off and take it to the portalet, because he's standing in feces-filled underwear at this very moment. Any change in his standing position will send his poo spilling down his legs and into view of every voter within 30 feet of him. There is no way he can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that he's been on the trail for 3 months. He can hardly stand up straight! How is he possibly going to explain this to his wife Theresa Heinz-Kerry when she comes back from getting ketchup to ask him what the fuck he just did in the presence of his supporters? She'll make him drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The undecided voter standing below the podium to the right of him just asked if anyone could smell 'that'. He's gotta go.

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    So I'm in drafting class guys. Gotta love this metric system. So far it makes more sense them our own units of measurement.

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    im confused...

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    My partner and I were having intercourse when his penis came out and we heard a weird sort of pop noise and then he experienced a lot of pain and when he looked at his penis he noticed there was some blood coming out of the tip. After about 5 minutes there wasn't pain anymore, but because of the blood I am afraid it's broken. Thoughts?

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