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    i just want to preface this by saying i am completely serious

    i have not had a poop in over 5 days. i am seriously backed up and the pounds of shit i'm carrying are slowing me down when i'm running. at what point do i just say fuck it and take a laxative?

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    fak mi

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    Eat lots of fruits Grapes, watermelon mainly grapes they make you need to shit X10

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    Take a laxative as soon as you can dude. The more its stored up the more the laxitive and your body won't be able to push it out. I've had a friend who ended up going to the hospital for not being able to tale a shit.

    Fun fact: There is a report of a dude dying from taking a massive shit and his body couldn't handle it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro View Post
    Take a laxative as soon as you can dude. The more its stored up the more the laxitive and your body won't be able to push it out. I've had a friend who ended up going to the hospital for not being able to tale a shit.

    Fun fact: There is a report of a dude dying from taking a massive shit and his body couldn't handle it.
    Fun face: Your mom shitted you out of her gaping vagina your father's cock was once penetrating before you came along. She lived, right? I don't see how men can be pussies and not handle a massive shit, she held hers for 9 months. Beat that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digger View Post
    Fun face: Your mom shitted you out of her gaping vagina your father's cock was once penetrating before you came along. She lived, right? I don't see how men can be pussies and not handle a massive shit, she held hers for 9 months. Beat that.
    Easy for you to say when you can stretch your asshole

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    You better take a laxative and do this.
    Or this may happen.

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    ifndef FaTaL-is-God [else] define Grace-U
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    you are about to take the shit of your life

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