Funniest essays

[Drugs]

My teacher in my college English class is having our entire class write our final essays (worth 125 points) about pot and whether it should be legalized and what not. I feel as if I've already written this paper in my mind a bunch of times.

You guys have any funny essays you've ever written?

[Tutorialhead]

>be me in highschool junior year two years ago.
>teacher tells everyone to write essay about anything in history
>convinces everyone to write a boring essay on women suffrage
>everyone essay 10 pages plus
>he gets mad doesn't read anymore essays after 3
>we all had to re write
>everyone wanted to shoot me

[Shitochi]

If only my collage would appreciate the funny in my essays eh. All they want is dry non-creative bunch of useless information. That's why I prefer to just buy essays these days. Mostly here https://domyessayright.com/. Check it out

[Feckless.]

fuck me these bots are getting smarter.